taz deity au, pt i: “–and in the midst of the fields, the three adventurers rose from the lilies, and took up arms with the people. magnus, the god of strength, forged steel to protect them; taako, the god of chance, swayed the stars to be ever in their favor; and merle, the god of growth, read to them from the histories of old, to inspire them to fight, to guard their home and hearth from the dangers of the hunger…”
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taz deity au pt v: “–in all wars there are struggles, obstacles to overcome, battles within the self to be fought and won. to weigh the actions of man, one invoked the name of hurley, the goddess of justice. to seek the strength to forgive, to go your own path of forgiveness, one pleaded to sloane, goddess of redemption. in this way, they were forever bound – mercy and forgiveness to those who had sinned, strength to be merciful and good, to they who held the power.
and then there was her. she who it was all for. the first martyr, a thousand, two thousand, innumerable years ago: julia, goddess of revolution. not just the wife of magnus, god of strength, but the fire that burned in the heart of every rebel, of every person who said, ‘no. this is enough. we say no more.’ julia, the namesake of a hundred daughters, the reason every soldier rose in the morning, and the name they breathed when they closed their eyes, days later. ‘julia,’ they prayed. ‘julia.’”
taz deity au pt iv: “–and the ravens said unto the people ‘be as afraid of your fear as you are of facing them. pray unto kravitz, son of the raven queen, god of fear and conquering terror, so that he might deliver you to victory.’ and the people did. and the god of fear soothed their troubled minds and heavy hearts.
and in war, they learned, there were always two sides: that of silence, and that of fist. in darkness they prayed to carey, goddess of shadows, to hide them and protect them. in battle they prayed to killian, goddess of force, so they might be victorious. and these two goddesses did work in tandem, like lovers clasped in ecstasy, to guard their people and carry them to the other side.”
taz deity au pt ii: “–and the fighting raged for days and nights. when the generals could not agree, they prayed to her: lup, goddess of change, of kind hearts who knew when it was time to move on. when they lost their love for one another, they invoked his name: barry, god of compassion, and they found it in their hearts to forgive. when they had forgotten the past, they asked for her guidance: lucretia, the goddess of memory, so they might learn from their mistakes. and when they sent their own into the world, they pleaded for his good grace: davenport, god of travellers, weary souls and seafarers. in this way, they survived–”
hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they’re tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. that’s it bye
cs lewis: are you alright with constructive criticism? i dont want to sound mean
tolkien: no go ahead i want to hear it
cs lewis: they fucking suck
tolkien: thats not constructive criticism
cs lewis: here’s my OC, it’s jesus but he’s a lion
tolkien: Furry
cs lewis: blockedTolkien: lamp posts don’t exist in fantasy worlds
Cs Lewis: ok you know what fuck youCS Lewis: I could beta for you if you want. help you trim the fat on your stories
Tolkien: what do you mean
CS Lewis: I just. you describe a lot of trees. are trees that important
Tolkien: just you fucking wait. trees are SO important.
~and that day, Tolkien invented ents~
CS Lewis: Not more trees.
Tolkien: This one’s based on you.
casual reminder that Lewis and Tolkein almost completely ended their friendship over Lewis having Santa make an appearance in The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe because Tolkein hated it so fucking much.

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big noses are So good man. they’re so good. it’s time to stop pretending button noses are the only cute noses and start giving characters big noses
Additionally, time to stop associating big noses with villainy and wickedness. You Know Why.
GOOD ADDITION time to start associating big noses with being brave and kind-hearted. You Know Why

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