unfuckthereallife:

bizarrodf:

our-happygirl500-fan:

questbedhead:

Justin: This is my character Taako and he’s a fucking idiot

Griffin: Hmmmm no, actually, he’s an incredibly competent wizard who was top in his class at magic NASA, so jot that down

Justin: K, so in his backstory Taako accidentally killed 40 people through his carelessness- 

Griffin: well, ACTUALLY, it turns out Taako was innocent all along! it was really his assistant who killed all those people because he was jealous of Taako, so, like, jot that down 

Justin: Okay, well before that Taako spent his childhood alone on the road, and he’s kinda paranoid cause he’s never had anyone to watch his back-

Griffin: BUT ACTUALLY HE HAD A SIBLING THAT LOVES HIM MORE THAN ANYTHING AND HAS BEEN WATCHING OVER HIM THE WHOLE ADVENTURE AND DESPERATELY TRYING TO REACH OUT TO HIM SO J O T  T H A T  D O W N

#Justin: so here’s my wizard he’s Awful#Griffin: excuse you taako has done nothing wrong ever in his life and i love him

Griffin’s real ass real world father: This is my character Merle and he’s a deadbeat dad who screws up pretty much constantly

Griffin, the son of this person: Hell yeah he is

#travis: heres magnus i love him also hes me #griffin: cool describe his death

griffin on mbmbam: my name is SPRITE PEPSI, and i’m ABSTINENCE TIL I DIE.
griffin on monster factory: I THINK DOGS SHOULD VOTE!!!
griffin on the adventure zone: When someone leaves your life, those exits are not made equal. Some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying; others are abrupt and unfair; but most are unremarkable, unintentional and clumsy.