Pretty sure I drove through Night Vale on my way home tonight.

moonlandingwasfaked:

sassyshoulderangel319:

“We invite the children of same-sex couples to listen,” said the radio announcer. “We invite the children of different-sex couples to listen. We do NOT invite the Children of the Corn to listen.”

“Not that there’s anything wrong with that,” a different voice cut in. “Some of our best friends are…” *realized what he was saying was ridiculous* “… corn.”

that’s just how living in the mid west be

bloomprima:

extremely underappreciated Justin scorpio moment: in Monster Factory when he and Griffin are playing Second Life and Griffin is trying to get into a club and Justin glitches inside but Griffin can’t get in because it costs 100 dollars and Justin asks him how much money he has and Griffin says “I have 9” so Justin gives him exactly 90 dollars and then goes back inside.

raining-skies:

vintageinstepford:

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This is my cat, Brigitte.

24 hours after I brought her home, I got a mindblowing job offer.  Since I adopted her nine years ago, my life has become an amusement park.  She has brought me good luck ever since I took her into my home.

I’m telling you, there’s something about this animal.  Good fortune follows her everywhere.

I don’t want to be selfish.  I have everything I need and then some.  So, I’m sharing her with you.

Reblog Brigitte and you’ll receive fantastic news in the next 24 hours.

And when you do, please remember to help your local SPCA and support them in the difficult work they do for wonder animals like Brigitte.  Any donation helps your SPCA, even if it’s just five bucks.

Kitties like Brigitte are counting on you to give back when they bring you good luck.

Thanks, and congratulations on your good news!

we out here spreading those Lucky Cat Vibes™®