yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: You guys have been doing exceptionally well, so you know what? I’ll help you out a bit. After walking a while, you find a path in the woods.

Player: I eat the path.

DM: What? No, you can’t eat the path.

Player: I eat the path.

DM: You can’t eat the path. A path is literally just a cleared area.

Player: I EAT. The path.

(After a solid ten minutes of arguing)

DM: FINE. ROLL D20 TO EAT THE PATH.

Player: (Rolls a 4)

DM: You swallow a handful of dirt and rocks. Take 5 points of damage.

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earthstory:

This is something of an impressive dining landscape. Cappadocia, Turkey

glumshoe:

zmun:

glumshoe:

As tedious as it’s been having people call me “that Dipper-lookin’ kid” on every video I post for the past couple of years, I think I’d actually kinda regret it if I didn’t play along at least once. The original stone eye of providence has been trampled into the soil by hundreds of children, but the pentagram from last summer remains intact.

Also, I sat on a log and now my legs are covered in sap. Now I remember why I stopped wearing shorts.

Omg! That one post where someone took a walk in the woods and commented on how the pentagram was made was from this! That larger stone out of the smaller ones made me recognize it.

that was me