‘I see yall ignoring this post’ is the modern version of “you’re heartless if you scroll past this”. pretzels is the same. you’re still guilt tripping for tumblr notes
god did the “fish underwater are dry” video get taken down? bc real talk that was the funniest fucking thing ive seen all week
found it on youtube this time holy shit
I’m the guy screaming about submarines
literally im him
why do i get the feeling that emmett would start this discussion??
This is literally the dialogue at every Jewish and/or Desi wedding I’ve ever been to
I just want to say that if they were talking about the Parsha this would be like so many Shabbat meals I’ve been at, though without the losing of a shirt
The shirt was just like “I CAN’T ANYMORE” and left 😅