marley-gang:

sinfullyselected:

tha–snazzle:

road-twitch:

sparkle-fart-69:

winterinthetardis:

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!”
“Who you talking to Belle?”
“Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

tikkunolamorgtfo:

fromchaostocosmos:

tikkunolamorgtfo:

pacificnorthwestvamps:

chamfrons-checques-n-champignons:

danchatvbb:

soledadcatalina:

soledadcatalina:

god did the “fish underwater are dry” video get taken down? bc real talk that was the funniest fucking thing ive seen all week

found it on youtube this time holy shit

I’m the guy screaming about submarines

literally im him

why do i get the feeling that emmett would start this discussion??

This is literally the dialogue at every Jewish and/or Desi wedding I’ve ever been to

I just want to say that if they were talking about the Parsha this would be like so many Shabbat meals I’ve been at, though without the losing of a shirt

The shirt was just like “I CAN’T ANYMORE” and left 😅

Seriously, though, get these guys to a Yeshiva.