The Phenomenon Of “Crown Shyness” Where Trees Avoid Touching
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Over the past few months I’ve created a character known only as the Sassomancer – a modern-day chaotic neutral necromancer who’s always backlit with sleeves of inconsistent lengths.
This is the best.omg
fucking goals
Wait. This is a thing now.
science
I can’t wait to fill our home with fairy lights and scented candles and tasty snacks and pets and soft blankets and love.
These are the Obama administration’s defining moments told through his social media
As I went through two terms worth of tweets, Instagrams, and Snapchats, I was struck by three qualities that never wavered: A sense of humor, respect for women, and love, in all its forms.
This is how a prominent political figure should represent themselves over social media. In this society, portraying yourself in social media is really important, and if you come off as funny but also respectful, that’s the best.
#everyone in this gifset is having a magnificent face journey#I especially like the contrast between rey—who is clearly delighted by the revelation that this tiny humanoid goldfish#is dating a giant wookiee#and finn who is so weirded out that he keeps looking to han and rey to figure out what his face should be doing#what good faces
I saw the greatest thing today. So I’m at a stoplight in the passenger seat, right? And I hear hoofbeats nearby. I look over and there’s a lady walking her horse. We’re close enough to be in talking distance and this horse is incredibly happy. Her ears are pricked forward and she’s JUST SO DELIGHTED TO SEE EVERYTHING.
“I like your big dog!” I said.
“Thanks! She’s an asshole!” she said, and the horse headbutted her so hard she staggered. SHE JUST LOVES THIS HORSE SO MUCH, GUYS, she laughed and patted her nose.
THANKS. SHES AN ASSHOLE.
“I’m not Griffin anymore. Now I’m… Jizzblaster Dan.”
MBMBaM outtakes, episode 5
Solutions Without Problems 