flavoracle: Twitter has a 140 character limit, yet I still found a way to tell one of the longest and most obnoxious knock-knock jokes of all time within a single tweet. I am more proud of this accomplishment than any human has the right to be. Source: flavoracle
vava-chan-take-over-the-world: episode 10 finaly got me fucked up so i just want to concentrate on the happy part Source: vava-chan-take-over-the-world
unrelatableuserboxes: unrelatableuserboxes: {this user wants you to toss them their keys} {This user thought you said printer}
shatterstag: thetattedstoner: Have you ever been too nice and ended up in a situation that could’ve been avoided if you just would’ve been an ass hole?? literally my entire life
toffeecape: cosmictuesdays: gifsboom: Baby armadillo. Humans will pet anything. How wonderful, then, to live on a planet full of creatures that like to be petted!
lesbianrey: my stretch marks aint tiger stripes they’re grill marks. i love to eat food. thanks for coming to my ted talk