I took my meds too close to bedtime again and I need you all to know the dream I had last night involved Robin Williams becoming the new Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts. Not, a character portrayed by Robin Williams, just Robin Williams as himself running around Hogwarts doing wandless magic and being as loud and big as possible because and I quote before I forget:
“Listen, children, I’m not saying all this bad shit that is happening isn’t scary and you shouldn’t be concerned–because you should!–but I’m telling you this now for free. Life is a boggart, it’s the biggest boggart of them all. You never know what it’s going to look like one moment to the next. And sometimes you just gotta laugh. It’s okay to laugh. It’s part of the grieving process. You need to grieve before you can heal. But it’s okay to laugh while you’re doing it.”
I didn’t wake up right after that, some more stuff happened in a hazy sort of way as the dream began to dissolve into conciousness, but I remember him yelling Expecto Patronum as he punched a Death Eater in the face. Because sometimes, evidently, you have to make your own happy memories.
I think Robin Williams literally visited you in your sleep from the beyond in order to pass this message on to the world.
I teared up reading this so I feel like that’s 100% exactly what happened.
Oh Captain, My Captain!
*salutes The Captain and The Pan*
I think we could all use this right around now
I read “Death Eater” as “Dementor”, and the mental image of Robin Williams one-shoting a physical manifestation of despair is the most uplifting thing I have ever imagined.
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marvel heroes being better men than their fathers
Overcoming bad parenting!
1. Steve Rogers is not just some dumb soldier who follows orders, he thinks outside the box and asks questions and considers consequences.
2. Peggy Carter had plans to eat that boy alive before he became a delicious roast beefcake in Howard Stark’s hottie machine.
3. I don’t understand people who didn’t enjoy this movie.
LAUGHING FOREVER AT #2 BECAUSE PERFECTION
Roast beefcake is just added bonus:
everybody wanted to eat that roast beefcake
Seriously. In the taxi cab she was totally planning on taking his virginity.
And then he got all beefy and she was like “Shit. Heart of gold AND pecs that could crack a walnut between them? How am I supposed to deal with this?????”
The nurse in the background is just thinking “Do it. Do it for all of us. Do him for all of us”
Have only seen this post in screenshots and I’m honored to come across it now
@shayara “do him for all of us” bye
proud to reblog this for the tenth time
The real tragedy of that movie was that she never got to bang him for all of us
Trees live underground and use the above-ground part as a snorkel.
I fucking guess
Me intellectually: totally understands meltdowns and overloads
Me @ myself anyway: what kind of immature idiot am I, crying because there’s people and I’m tired? Literally no adult ever has done this besides me
I feel like my roommates are probably aliens and I’m teaching them how humans eat with my grocery choices
when I first moved in the fridge had like… water in it. and some mustard. definitely people things but ???
and then I bought a bigass jar of peanut butter and two days later… another jar of peanut butter appears. same size, same brand. uh.
I buy a box of cereal. more cereal appears.
I buy lactaid. silk soymilk appears.
I bought a jar of freakin’ mayo and a different mayo of the same size appeared in the fridge.
one day these aliens are going to find out that I’m allergic to most common foods, and boy are they gonna be mad
“this isn’t how humans eat?? was ours broken????”
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