menaceanon:

the-other-51:

haleyhopeg:

the-other-51:

Millionth thought about “Burn” I’ve had this month: Eliza goes for Hamilton’s jugular – but not by repeating the insults we’ve heard before, (arrogant, loud mouthed, obnoxious, son of a whore, bastard, etc…) She rips Hamilton up on the thing he’s most known for, what he’s most proud of – his WRITING. His SENSELESS sentences, his SELF OBSESSED and PARANOID tone. She’s tearing him up about not just the CONTENT of the Reynolds Pamphlet, but the way in which he wrote it. She takes the time in the middle of her rage to mock his style, which is such a rap battle move. 

And what is she going to do with all of the beautiful writing he gave her over the years, his letters? 

Burn them. 

I think about this LITERALLY of the time. About how she pushes the button she knows will kill him.

“not only did you totally drag our names through the mud, and ruin our reputation, it wasn’t. even. your. best. work.”

^^^^^^^^^ killed ‘em ^^^^^^^^^

Okay but that isn’t even the most hardcore part:

The entire play is a fourth wall-breaking battle for narrative control of personal and professional legacy. That’s what it’s about. Conventional wisdom — and basic logic — states that history is written by the winners. Hamilton: An American Musical shows us the battle for that proverbial quill.

Literally the first song tells us “His enemies destroyed his rep/America forgot him” because up until the release of this play, Alexander Hamilton’s legacy was mostly overlooked by the average American, largely thanks to folks like Jefferson and Madison underselling his contributions after he died.

(This is also why Jefferson isn’t shy and awkward in the play. While that would have been historically accurate, the point is that the modern perception of Jefferson is that he’s a Big Fucking Deal. Because he made himself look that way.)

So the characters on stage are constantly fighting to make their version of events the version of events.

Burr is the narrator because this is his opportunity to tell his side of things. “History obliterates in every picture it paints, it paints me in all my mistakes.” He’s saying that in the end he LOST the fight for narrative control. And yet — and here’s the fucking amazing part — the mere act of explaining this to the audience CHANGES OUR PERCEPTION OF BURR and alters his place in history. God Lin is too smart for his own goddamn good.

(“History has its eyes on you,” Washington says, putting a very fine point on things. And if you don’t think he also means there’s an audience sitting watching this play, you’re not paying attention.)

So, let’s talk about Alexander, his obsession with legacy, and his tried and true method for controlling the narrative:

Writing.

In “Hurricane” he says “I’ll write my way out! Write everything down far as I can see! … Overwhelm them with honesty! This is the eye of the hurricane, this is the only way I can protect my legacy!”

“It doesn’t work” you might say, going by the contents of “The Reynolds Pamphlet.” Except… it kinda does. “At least he was honest with our money!” the company sings. Which was really Alexander’s main concern, after all. Think of his priorities in “We Know” where his first instinct is to gloat because “You have nothing!” It’s not until a beat later that he even considers Eliza.

He published the Reynolds Pamphlet because he didn’t want people to think he was disloyal to the United States. His concern was with his professional legacy. And in that sense… he succeeded.

(He succeeded in another way, too. Listen to “Say No To This.” (God I could write a 40 page paper on that song alone.) This is where we actually hear the contents of the Reynolds Pamphlets. And how does the song begin? With Burr explicitly handing narrative control to Alexander Hamilton. “And Alexander’s by himself. I’ll let him tell it.”

Every line of dialogue from Maria is prefaced with Hamilton saying “she said.” That’s because HAMILTON IS WRITING HER DIALOGUE. Hamilton is creating this character of a sultry seductress in red, coming to him when he was weak and luring him to adultery. Maria Reynolds in the play not a character, she’s a fantasy, created to excuse Hamilton’s transgressions.

It’s worth noting at this juncture that Maria Reynolds, the real woman, wrote her own pamphlet. No one would publish it. She was silenced. And Hamilton’s depiction of her as a morally corrupt temptress became the dominant narrative.

So suck on that literally any time you want to fucking blame Maria for Hamilton’s affair: good job, you’ve bought into a serial adulterer’s lies about a battered woman. Also don’t do that, I swear to god I will come for you.)

SO. What does any of this have to do with Burn?

In the very end, it’s revealed that it wasn’t Jefferson or Burr or Hamilton in control of the Almighty Narrative.

It was Eliza.

The very last second of the play is Alexander Hamilton turning Eliza to face the audience. She sees the people watching, and she gasps. Because she did this. She’s the reason this play exists. She’s the reason Lin Manuel Miranda is telling us a damn thing about Alexander Hamilton, she’s the reason Hamilton got a massively popular zeitgeist musical.

Now. Throughout the course of the play Eliza sees all these people weaving their important stories and she thinks she’s somehow… outside. She’s not a statesman, she’s not brilliant like Angelica, she’s just a wife and a mother and she has no place among these giants. At one point she LITERALLY ASKS HER HUSBAND TO BE INCLUDED I’M GONNA SCREAM.

And yet she never had to ask. She was in control the whole time.

And how, how did she do it? How did she “keep” Alexander’s “flame?” By collecting and preserving everything he WROTE, of course. Making sense of it all. She spent fifty years on the project. Everything she collected BECAME THE NARRATIVE.

But you know what wasn’t in there?

That’s right: those letters she burned.

So she didn’t just insult him, oh noooo. Eliza WHOLESALE OBLITERATED A PIECE OF ALEXANDER HAMILTON FROM THE NARRATIVE.

And not just any piece. “You built me palaces out of paragraphs, you built cathedrals,” she sings. In “Hurricane” Hamilton lists his letters to Eliza among his greatest accomplishments, (conflating his writing them with actually BEING HER HUSBAND, god what a self-centered prick). “I wrote Eliza love letters until she fell.”

Eliza says: “I’m burning the memories, burning the letters that might have redeemed you.”

The best pieces of Alexander Hamilton: gone.

God I’m gonna go curl up in a ball and freak out about this some more. FUCK.

ladytabletop:

waffle-neutral:

deliciouslycookingrpgideas:

Make D&D about having fun

I cannot stress this enough. If your party isnt having fun, ask why. If a character looks bummed during fights, ask why. If a player is constantly on their phone, break for snacks and ask em if everything is cool or if they need to go/talk to you or something. The players being engaged and having fun is the number one priority.

Dungeons and dragons is about having fun first, everything else last. Let your players have fun. Even if they want to derail the encounter. This can mean simply making friends with a bartender, or maybe sledding down a hill, perhaps even pulling a fastball special or two with some smaller melee characters. Having fun should be the number one priority. If they want to push the enemy off the ledge and kill them, let em. If it fucks up the campaign bc that was the king, maybe his son takes over and the party is now wanted. Make it work

After fun, then is the numbers, the storyline, setting, etc. What makes the game work. If something the players really want to do cannot work with the rules, then maybe the rules shouldnt be there.

Obviously if the party wants to insta kill the bbeg out of the blue thats not cool, but if they spend time and effort building a death ray to that end, then it might work. If you still need (for storyline purposes) a long battle, maybe reveal that the bbeg knew about the death ray and sabotaged it beforehand. If the players want to open a bakery to start rollin in that dough, but the game has no mechanics for that, maybe just work with it. Make them buy the place and get the ingredients, maybe have them save a grain mill from some kobolds, but ultimately cater to the party. As bakers, what kind of stuff can they do? Perhaps they cater to a party and solve a murder mystery. Maybe they serve a mob boss and he wants to buy their recipe. Maybe they get robbed and the police dont wanna help. Have fun with it, and make sure the players are too

If the party cleric knows about anatomy and wants to take out the knee of the enemy after a crit due to knowig how to do so but game rules dont allow that, house rule it in. Dungeons and dragons is fun first, mechanics second.

If the party starts almost dying every encounter, maybe tone down the monsters. There are ways to fix every problem except not wanting to play. Your players are there to have a good time, so let them. If it fucks up the session you had planned, set it aside for another day.

Dunegons and Dragons and all role playing games are fun first, mechanics second.

I love this, but I just wanna add something real quick on here.

If you’re a player, try to make sure the DM is having fun too? They’re a person just like you, and they’re doing the majority of the work both during a game and outside it. If they’re writing their own campaign there might be hours sunk into the development of what your characters are experiencing.

Try to talk to your DM about the atmosphere and setting for a game so your character makes sense in context. Talk to your DM about what they want to see the campaign become. Unless they’re being paid, they’re doing this all so that you can have fun. DMing is amazing and rewarding, but it can also be very intensive and exhausting.

So while derailing the campaign or doing completely random things seems fun, it often can stress a DM out and/or significantly increase their workload. Try to respect what their vision for the game is and make sure the person who’s putting on the show enjoys it too.

I agree wholeheartedly! The GM should be having fun, too. In fact, I wrote a whole post about this here.

It’s easy to fall back and say ‘the GM should adapt to meet the players’ needs’ but the reality is that if a player is making it hard or unenjoyable for them to adapt, that’s on them, not the GM.

beans345:

fedkaczynski:

triss19:

unlimited-shitpost-works:

armedandgayngerous:

im-just-a-reaction:

abstractandedgyname:

persverso:

the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?

human: GO FAST

the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.

human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST

the universe: wait what

human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER

the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP

human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER

human: 

THEORETICALLY MAXIMUM FAST

the universe:

How will the people in the ship not get gibbed?

Because the warp drive doesn’t actually accelerate the ship, it just makes the space in front of it smaller and the space behind it larger. Or something.

it works like this

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Objects cannot accelerate to the speed of light within normal spacetime; instead, the Alcubierre drive shifts space around an object so that the object would arrive at its destination faster than light would in normal space without breaking any physical laws.

A WRINKLE IN TIME IS COMING TRUE 

We gonna be surfing gravity waves!!

COWABUNGA SPACE DUDES!

I love how mankind’s solution to ftl is just to bend to rules of reality a little.

Universe: ok human, with the physical laws as they are you can’t go faster than the speed of light.

Humanity: ok, let me just figure out how to manipulate space time so I can go FASTER!

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

Being cheerful is not unmasculine. Being kind is not unmasculine. Being passionate is not unmasculine.

Being emotional is not unmasculine. Talking about your problems is not unmasculine. Needing help is not unmasculine. Masculinity should not equate to stoicism. People should not have to feel afraid or ashamed of appearing vulnerable.

fallxnprxnce:

fallxnprxnce:

Okay but this is how bad 2017 was that I’m in my basement
just now and a dandelion seed floats by and I’m like that’s weird, why is a
dandelion seed floating right toward me in my basement where there’s no wind
and in the middle of winter? And I let it fall onto my hand and stared at it
for a moment before saying to it, “I’m a scientist and a very practical, down
to earth person… but if you’re some kind of fairy, can you help me out, bro,
and give me a better 2018?” Then I gently sent him on his way and wished him good
luck. Keep your fingers crossed, people. XD

GUYS THE SEED CAME BACK. I PUT OUT MY HAND AND HE LANDED
RIGHT ON IT AND I SNAPPED A PIC OF HIM ON MY PALM:

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ISN’T HE BEAUTIFUL?! I HAVE NAMED HIM SILKY DAN, AND HE IS
NOW THE HAPPY WINTER DANDELION SEED OF GOOD LUCK.

REBLOG SILKY DAN FOR
HOPES FOR A GREAT 2018!

gallusrostromegalus:

thebibliosphere:

thebibliosphere:

Honestly, the thing I love most about writing a werewolf character is it lets me go completely overboard with delicious fanfic levels of sensory descriptions and it’s completely justifiable. 

What’s that boy? you can hear the tempo of their heart when they’re excited? the way their breath hitches, the taste of their breath on your tongue when they exhale on a sigh, the way you just want to bury yourself against them and breath and hide all their perfumes and lotions cause nothing smells as good as them.

#I am also having marvelous fun with the vampire#who is not used to being looked at like he’s edible#usually this sort of thing happens to other people#what is this#what is happening#why is this so weirdly thrilling#of course the downside is once a month it’s like having a giant needy puppy show up at your mad scientist lair#and get fur everywhere#but y’know#worth it

*loud whining noises of excitement over this book*