this is what i came here for
@ august please be a little gentle with me I’m so tired
satin or silk? hot chocolate or coffee? dusk or dawn? late mornings or early nights? baths or showers? lilac or baby blue? swimming or running? fruits or cake? singing or dancing? pillow fights or pillow forts? camping or shopping? paperback or hardcover?
In LOTR “Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys” implies that Orcs know what a menu is, and have therefore been to a restaurant. I wonder what a restaurant in Mordor is like.
idk but you probably need a reservations
one does not just walk in
Understand that even an “understanding heart” grows tired of being understanding and never understood.
The dog selling hot dogs prank – Watch the video
finally a respectable merchant
i trust him
This is the kind of excellent local business that we should support with our money
I hope this dog is doing well and will be able to turn this into a franchise
my favorite thing is the look on their faces when they realize they got the correct order
A Neverending Cycle 💢 (W/ @welcome-to-the-joangle)
Me @ all of my friends
https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_opvfriFeXB1rszeigo1.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
a very good bit from MBMBAM episode 220
Transcript:
Justin: Beach tee shirts relax me now!
Griffin: We’re-
Justin: I don’t know what it is, I-
Griffin: We’re killing fashion, one shirt at a time. Take that.
Justin: I will, I – so, so sue me! It’s October in West Virginia, I’d like to live on island time for a day.
Griffin: You…
Justin: Cut me some slack.
Griffin: I have Spotify, open right now on my computer. Do you want me to blast you? [holding back laughter] Do you want me to put you on blast? ‘Cause I’ve got your history right here in the sidebar:
[Growing increasingly angry]
“Take It Back” by Jimmy Buffett,
“Nautical Wheelers” by Jimmy Buffett,
“Jolly Mon Sing” by Jimmy Buffett,
[Justin holding back laughter as Griffin continues]
“Steamer” by Jimmy Buffett!
“Treat Her Like a Lady” by Jimmy Buffett!
“Manana” by Jimmy Buffett!
“When Salome Plays the Drum” by James Buffett,
“Havana Daydreaming” [sic] by Jimmy Buffett. What the fuck happened to you?!
[Justin and Travis losing their shit]
Justin: I had a case of the Mondays!
Griffin: Are you haunted? Are you FUCKING POSSESSED? You used to be my BROTHER!
Justin: [holding back laughter] I had a case of the Mondays! I had those old Monday blues, and I was just trying to chase ‘em away!
Travis:
I just want to remind people of the concept of the show, is that Justin
makes up one third of the team, that feels qualified to tell other
people how to live their lives-Griffin: How to do fuck all!
[beat, quiet laughter and indiscernible chatter]
Griffin: [completely calm] You guys want a Ya- do you guys want a Yahoo?
Justin: [meekly] Sure.
Solutions Without Problems 