jindosh:

my favorite video game joke is referring to main characters as the game name like “there goes halo!” “hey it’s john bioshock!” because too-serious gamer dudes will never think you’re joking for some reason

luftblumen:

malcolm-f-tucker:

I wish people would stop saying “It’s July. Well done for wasting half a year.” Did you make someone smile in the past six months? Did you stroke a cat or throw a stick for a dog? Did you learn a new fact or teach someone a new joke? Did you laugh, cry, scream or sing in the past six months? Because if so, congratulations for not wasting your time at all.

I really needed this

lunalovegoodjunior:

hermionemollypeggypond:

Dumbledore, died at age 115

Horcruxes made: 0

Voldemort, died at age 71

Horcruxes made: 7

Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.

this sounds like it was written by hermione granger at 1 am

2-dee:

listen if any of you fucking ruin dream daddy for the rest of us and make into this yaoi shit show, i will never forgive y’all. this looks wholesome and vernon asked members of the lgbtqa+ for their help on this game(also the writer leighton gray is queer). so don’t make this into some kinkshame joke or use it to fuel your damn yaoi fetish because mlm dating sims are very hard to come by and there are already a number of dating sims that are part of that yaoi genre y’all can play (if not for free on google play/apple store)

this game isn’t for your nasty yaoi fetish, this is an actual mlm dating sim with some mature themes (if the steam page is anything to go by) and wasn’t made for y’all to be “oh so sinful ho ho ho >;3c” so dont ruin this game for the rest of us who just want to enjoy a visual novel about dads