I’m torn between what my favorite brother faction fights are, Justin and Travis vs Griffin aka “older siblings make their baby brother cry”, Griffin and Travis vs Justin aka “we spend a long time finding these questions but yeah cool here comes another munch squad”, or Justin and Griffin vs Travis aka “travis what the Fuck Are You Talking About”
i’ve had this going through my head for a week and i had to physically get it out of myself to make it stop
[Audio description: part of the song “U Can’t Touch This” by Mc Hammer, except instead of the words “can’t touch this” it plays Griffin and Justin saying “come fuck this” from their spore playthrough. It syncs up perfectly.]
extremely underappreciated Justin scorpio moment: in Monster Factory when he and Griffin are playing Second Life and Griffin is trying to get into a club and Justin glitches inside but Griffin can’t get in because it costs 100 dollars and Justin asks him how much money he has and Griffin says “I have 9” so Justin gives him exactly 90 dollars and then goes back inside.
do you think vampires and werewolves are an exclusively human phenomenon or are there dwarfish werewolves and elvish vamps and shit??
would you fucking go to bed
*griffin voice* come plaaaaaay with me in this spaaaace
centaurs but the human part is a dragonborn
mermaids but the human part is an orc
HOBBIT ZOMBIES
i’m coming to your house and turning off your wifi
it’s a new month I have data for days bitch
I’m sorry but imagining the personality of the typical elf combined with the personally of a typical vampire is the most INSUFFERABLE individual I’ve ever even dreamt of
god i had a weird dream that the Mcelroy brothers started doing their own paranormal adventure show but it was just them going to haunted places and rating them based on how haunted it was.
At the end of the show Justin was like “yeah it’s a haunted hospital so it loses points for being overdone but Griffin got possessed and ghosts tried to kill Travis so that brought in some fun and flair. 7/10″