griffin on mbmbam: my name is SPRITE PEPSI, and i’m ABSTINENCE TIL I DIE.
griffin on monster factory: I THINK DOGS SHOULD VOTE!!!
griffin on the adventure zone: When someone leaves your life, those exits are not made equal. Some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying; others are abrupt and unfair; but most are unremarkable, unintentional and clumsy.
you wanna see some badass shit from the early 20th century?? The Lumière brothers created the first full color photograph… in fucking 1903! So these dudes dyed potatoes (in red, blue, and green), mashed them down into just pure fuckin’ starch, and used these dyed potato starches as filters to block out/let in certain wavelengths of light. They coated one side of a glass plate with the starches and sensitized the other side with a mixture of gelatin and light sensitive materials (silver nitrate) and loaded these plates in their cameras.. This is a really simple explanation of the process and I may have missed some things
Griffin: Does anyone know how to curse a real sword? Travis: … Details? G: None. None details. Justin: Euuhhh… A real sword? G:[chuckles] Yeah. J:[sucks in air through his teeth] Ughh… G: … As opposed to–? J: A real– like, with a– not, like– with an edge, and… metal, and what-all. G:[laughing] Yeah. Just your typical, real sword. J:[pained noises]Yeesh. T: High quality? G: … Doesn’t say, doesn’t say. J: Just, like, a real sw– like… curse, like, a Nerf sword? Does he wanna curse a Nerf sword? G: I mean, a Nerf sword is real, but I think in… the, the ‘real’ in this subject is modifying… ‘sword’. So, uh, like, a real, like, fightin’ sword. J: A real sword. Eugh. T:[cackling in the background] G: Do you know how to curse a nor– a Nerf sword? J: Yeugh… Gosh, a real sword? [blows raspberry] Uhhh… [sighs] … Had to be real, didn’t it? G: Yeah… That’s the– T: Juice, couldn’t you just take your Nerf sword curse, and like, use it on the sword? G: Yeah. J: … … Which sword? T: The real sword. J: A real sword! Rrrgghhhh…. G:[laughing]
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