*walks into bar* *sits in a booth with ppl in it* dont yall love being cis? i love to be cis, its good. (whispering to small lizard under the table: what do cis people drink? milk? you said milk?) yall got milk at this bar?
Hamilton: don’t lecture ME about the war; you didn’t fight in it!
Jefferson: or did I *pulls hair up*
Hamilton: the s o l d i e r
f r o m t h e m o u n t a i n s
I’ve heard a great deal about you, Fa Mulan. You stole your father’s armor, ran away from home, impersonated a soldier, deceived your commanding officer, dishonored the Chinese Army, destroyed my palace, and… you have saved us all.
okay but please please tell me someone sat down and wrote after-mulan fic where some days li shang wakes up and rolls over and murmurs mulan’s name and reaches out for her only to hear “call me ping today” whispered back
and how everyone else not in the know thinks he has a wife and a secret army boyfriend and that he’s hiding one from the other
and someone tries to tell mulan and she just collapses laughing because they’re close but totally wrong
and li shang all the time just deals with it because he loves ping and he loves mulan and he doesn’t care what name he’s using or what gender he’s kissing as long as he can sneak one kiss a day
the dragon kind of creeps him out sometimes but it’s all cool
That scene in Mulan where all the ancestors are arguing about whose fault it was that Mulan ran off to join the army except with all the Force ghosts arguing about Ben Solo.
Obi-Wan: I knew it, I knew it. That Ben was a troublemaker from the start.
Padme: Don’t look at me, he gets it from Anakin’s side of the family!
Anakin: He’s just trying to help his Dark Master!
Yoda: If discovered, he is, forever shamed, will Luke be. Dishonor, to the family will come. Disintegrate, traditional values will!
Qui-Gon: Not to mention they’ll lose the farm!
Mace: My children never caused such trouble; they all became acupuncturists!
Solutions Without Problems 