tastefullyoffensive:

(via mrbrianfirenzi)

Source: tastefullyoffensive

cryoverkiltmilk:

winter is tough, but this is the price we pay for persephone being able to peg her husband in peace, so just accept it

takiki16:

ao3tags:

Tale as Old as Time • burn as slow as fuck

Source

#BARELY EVEN FRIENDS #THEN SOMEBODY BENDS #AND THEY DO THE FUCK (via @bemusedlybespectacled)

DYING

Source: ao3tags

mcgonagollygee:

mcgonagollygee:

after lup gets her body back she announces to the room at large that she and barry are going to go do some long awaited boning, then the two of them retreat to their room for several hours to touch each other’s faces and cry

i’m sorry i just can’t stress this enough

lup: now i’m back in solid form, barry and i are gonna go have SEX! we’re gonna DO the DO
[five minutes later in the privacy of their room]
lup & barry: [half undressed, clinging to each other, crying] “i missed you so much” “i missed YOU so much”

unpopular opinion

sapphia:

lornacrowley:

the grinch was sexy BEFORE he was played by benedict cumberbatch. if you only want to fuck the grinch because he might be played by benedict cumberbatch then DONT act like a real grinch fan when some of us have died for this. fuck you

this is the worst way i could have found out they’re making a grinch who stole christmas remake

Source: ao3tags

mathiasismywhore:

amemait:

the-official-hate-of-pants:

kingcartman:

the-kenneth-mccormick:

kingcartman:

Why’s it called a blowjob when you suck not blow?

It was originally called a belowjob, standing for ‘below the belt’ But because people are shit at English, the two words sound the same, so over time it became known as Blow and not Below.

Damn

FACT OF THE DAY FOR MY FUCKING FRIENDS

Thank you this has bothered me.

This actually explains a lot.

Scottish Grindr users on the EU referendum

purified-zone:

harlotan:

x-ratedvideoflorist:

machotrouts:

I’ve previously taken to Grindr to ask users their opinions on the Scottish independence referendum and the 2015 general election.

More recently, I’ve been asking Grindr users in and around Edinburgh whether they believe the United Kingdom should withdraw from the European Union. Here is a representative sample of the replies:

STATISTICS:

I was only able to question 327 users before Grindr moderators intervened. 151 users left some kind of response. Of these, 108 settled on a yes or no answer.

81.48% (88) would like to REMAIN in the European Union.

18.52% (20) would like to EXIT the European Union.

Other responses can be divided as follows:

10 Undecided
8 Don’t care
8 Miscellaneous evasion

6 None of my business
3 Too bewildered to answer
3 Too horny to engage politically
3 Turned out to be a spambot
2 Incomprehensible

(This leaves 38 users who presumably blocked me by the time the results were counted. Any responses they may have given are not counted here.)

In conclusion, Scottish Grindr users are overwhelmingly against leaving the European Union. With it looking increasingly doubtful that such a comfortable victory for remainers will be reflected in the broader United Kingdom’s vote in the upcoming referendum, Grindr may have to consider declaring itself an independent nation to remain in the EU.

I love this

This is the only opinion poll i care about.

I’M DYING