mcgonagollygee:

mcgonagollygee:

after lup gets her body back she announces to the room at large that she and barry are going to go do some long awaited boning, then the two of them retreat to their room for several hours to touch each other’s faces and cry

i’m sorry i just can’t stress this enough

lup: now i’m back in solid form, barry and i are gonna go have SEX! we’re gonna DO the DO
[five minutes later in the privacy of their room]
lup & barry: [half undressed, clinging to each other, crying] “i missed you so much” “i missed YOU so much”

theoppositeofprofound:

A concept: Lup being up in the middle of the night a few days after the finale, because liches don’t sleep, and coming across Angus McDonald similarly not sleeping. Which is unacceptable. She is a grownup undead being who’s allowed to be up at three am, he’s a little boy and he needs to nap. However he proves remarkably resilient against being bullied into bed by someone who can, at best, make his hair kind of static-y and push stuff around on his desk, and saves his check against her Sleep spell, so she has to go on an epic quest for a Corporeal Person to put this child down for the night. Who will she wake up in the process? Probably everyone. 

merylisk:

hlwim:

ugh how the fuck do you cover letter

Greetings, Exalted One. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Solo.

I know that you are powerful, mighty Jabba, and that your anger with Solo must be equally powerful. I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Solo’s life.

With your wisdom, I’m sure that we can work out an arrangement which will be mutually beneficial and enable us to avoid any unpleasant confrontation.

As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: these two droids. Both are hardworking and will serve you well.