via The Guyning (1980) on Twitter: “this is a contender for best pun ever

beleafeon:

beleafeon:

Why is it referred to as coming out of the closet?

It could be coming out of anything. What wasted potential.

Coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just guys

starry-fight:

starry-fight:

starry-fight:

i just ? want to be the pope ? is that too much to ask ?

some people????? become religious leaders????? to cope??????????????

poping mechanisms

brin-bellway:

sinesalvatorem:

pinkplasticpen:

this pun is entirely worth breaking my tumblr silence for

FROMIDABLE

As an ex-French-student, I approve

My personal favourite bilingual packaging (so far) is a brand of toilet paper that, in its description, emphasises how it’s made from recycled wood.

English: Tree-sponsible!

French: Respons-arbre!

Source: na-vidya-na-avidya

nerdismyhobby:

so-many-frequencies:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

what

fucking shit up with a wooden shoe

oh my god

well wooden shoe look at that

I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE