netflix and…rest your head on my thigh while I run my fingers through your hair continuously

mtndewmutual:

there are two types of people on this site:

people who would date a supernatural being (cryptid, werewolf, vampire, etc.)

people who would date a technological being (computer, program, robot, etc.)

bisexuals exist

you would not believe your legs

tvpuke:

if ten million deviled eggs

undervirus-au:

“where are you right now?!”

“I’M AT SOUP!”

“which store are you in?!”

“I’M AT THE SOUP STORE!!”

“WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE??!!”

“FUCK YOU!!!”

Source: jeyawue

liartownusa:

Twilight Zone Introductions, 1959-1961

Source: liartownusa

screamqueen96:

By Konjyouyaki

Source: screamqueen96

I’ve told you how much Magnus reminds me of you, right? Like. I don’t think you two share a lot of personality traits, but somehow Magnus just gives off the same vibe to me as you. ; u;

Yesss you told me when you first told me about TAZ 😀 Magnus is wonderful, I’m glad I give off a similar vibe as him. And I was hoping just as deeply as he was that that one room would be filled with dogs

Also I’m on like episode 26ish? It goes by so fast because they are so good and pure *heart eyes emoji*

my first attempt at a creepypasta (beginner here; go easy on me)

argumate:

monicam:

carpeted kitchen

what the fuck

Leia: I amend my statement. I’m kicking ass, taking names, punching teeth, stealing bread, making toast.
Heather: How are you toasting it?
Leia: With the fires of my rage.

animancer:

When you got the pride parade at seven but gotta serve the Slender Man at eight.